I received these jokes via email and thought you all might need a laugh ;o)...
Winter In Kansas - though I suspect we can input a lot of other places!
Winter in Kansas
It's winter here in Kansas ,
And the gentle breezes blow,
Seventy miles an hour,
At twenty-five below.
Oh, how I love Kansas ,
When the snow's up to your butt,
You take a breath of winter,
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
So, I guess I'll hang around,
I could never leave Kansas ,
My butt is frozen to the ground!
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WOMEN WHO KNOW THEIR PLACE
Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul ,
Afghanistan , several years before the Afghan conflict.
She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind
Their husbands.
Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, 'Why do you now
Seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?'
The woman looked Ms.Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation
Said, 'Land Mines.'
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Subject: Some email Humor 
January 9th 2010, 2:41 pm
